Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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