apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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