Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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