So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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