oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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