Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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