if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think i have herpe
just one?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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