the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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