I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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