if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
