And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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