the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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