no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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