Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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