Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
