I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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