I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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