No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
