And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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