what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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