Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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