we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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