Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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