I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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