I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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