That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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