going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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