So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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