CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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