i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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