This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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