I must be too annoying 4 u.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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