we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
