At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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