Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
either way he was missing a nipple.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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