i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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