He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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