A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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