did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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