just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So apparently I’m into choking now
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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