So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Alive.
So much puke
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Holy sore nipples Batman
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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