I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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