Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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