The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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