need another drink. this is the easiest way
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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