we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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