gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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