Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
