I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Even my vagina gasped.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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