im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
