Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
