i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
